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All posts tagged
speeches
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September 30, 2009A Literal-Minded Corporate Executive Gives the Opening Address at his Company’s Sales Conference
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July 27, 2009God’s Resignation Speech
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February 16, 2009Addressing the Followers the Day After My End-of-the-World Prophecy Failed to Come True
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February 9, 2009An Honest Acceptance Speech
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December 10, 2008Revising and Extending My Thank-You Remarks to My Wedding Guests During These Times of Economic Crisis
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October 1, 2008A Populist’s Speech for the Patriotic Masses
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June 26, 2008A Press Conference Announcing My Leaving My Girlfriend Early to Declare for the NBA Draft
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June 6, 2008My Campaign Speech to My Parents
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December 11, 2007Blake, Alec Baldwin’s Character From the Movie Version of Glengarry Glen Ross, Motivates Some Fourth-Graders
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November 9, 2007A Presidential Campaign Speech That Will Help You Sweep the Popular Vote
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November 22, 2023Post-Dinner Interview with a Twelve-Year-Old Who Sat at the Grown-Ups’ Table for the First Time on Thanksgiving
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November 14, 2023In the Office Auto-Reply Emails for a Hybrid Work Schedule
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November 17, 2023Quiz: Are You the Worst Person at Thanksgiving?
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks