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All posts tagged
speeches
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February 28, 2011The King’s Other Speech
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January 25, 2011State of the Union
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January 4, 2011Spider-Man Speaks At Career Day
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November 2, 2010An Anti-Washington Candidate’s Stump Speech
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September 7, 2010A Hot Air Balloon Captain Addresses His Crew On the Eve of a Very Important Hot Air Balloon Race
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September 3, 2010Orations of a Pre-Postcolonial Oompa Loompa to His Revolutionary Brothers in Arms
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May 10, 2010To the Cult I Inadvertently Started Last Night
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March 9, 2010The Keynote Address at the Annual Conspirators’ Convention.
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February 16, 2010When I Was Using Allen’s Computer, I Changed Some of the Talking Points in His Work Speech.
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February 10, 2010A Motivational Speaker Explains Why Excellence Matters
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November 22, 2023Post-Dinner Interview with a Twelve-Year-Old Who Sat at the Grown-Ups’ Table for the First Time on Thanksgiving
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November 14, 2023In the Office Auto-Reply Emails for a Hybrid Work Schedule
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November 17, 2023Quiz: Are You the Worst Person at Thanksgiving?
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks