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May 23, 2023I Support Banning TikTok Because I’m an Out-of-Touch Thirty-Something with No Interest in Figuring Out How to Use Yet Another Social Media Platform
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May 1, 2023We’re Getting Divorced. Please Like and Share This Post
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April 27, 2023Help Us Remove Spam Facebook Accounts, So You Can Get Flooded With Bullshit from Real Facebook Accounts
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April 13, 2023TikTok’s Old Age Filter Shows My Wife and Some Other Guy Standing on My Grave
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March 27, 2023Things TikTok Could Pivot to So Congress Would Leave It Alone
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January 26, 2023Peaches the Instagram Dachshund Wants a Cut
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January 19, 2023Edgar Allan Poe Watches Too Much TikTok
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January 18, 2023Steps for Engaging in a “Civil Discourse”
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December 19, 2022Now That I’ve Quit Twitter, I Have So Much More Time to Cook This Pot Roast
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November 28, 2022Goodbye to All That: A Writer on Leaving Twitter
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November 14, 2023In the Office Auto-Reply Emails for a Hybrid Work Schedule
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November 22, 2023Post-Dinner Interview with a Twelve-Year-Old Who Sat at the Grown-Ups’ Table for the First Time on Thanksgiving
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November 13, 2023Twelve Things Your College Freshman Son Will Never Say During His Weekly Call Home
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November 17, 2023Quiz: Are You the Worst Person at Thanksgiving?
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