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September 28, 2023A Template for Right-Wingers Upset with Taylor Swift
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September 26, 2023Seeking Representation for My Unbannable Book
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September 25, 2023Thanks to a Generous Donation, the United States Supreme Court Will Be Renamed the Koch Center for Justice
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May 3, 2023If Elected President, I Promise to Slaughter Mickey Mouse
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April 11, 2023Finally, a Book That Cannot Be Banned
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March 27, 2023We Need the Parents Bill of Rights Act So We Can Censor Curriculum and Ban Books
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March 17, 2023Okay, I Think I Am Finally Ready to Define “Woke”
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March 1, 2023Introducing the 15-Hour City
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February 7, 2023The Jedi Academy Will No Longer Teach Anakin Skywalker’s Massacre of the Younglings
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January 9, 2023I Just Want to Start Lifting Weights Without Getting Red-Pilled
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November 22, 2023Post-Dinner Interview with a Twelve-Year-Old Who Sat at the Grown-Ups’ Table for the First Time on Thanksgiving
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November 29, 2023Your 2023 WebMD Wrapped
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February 23, 2012Lines from The Princess Bride That Double as Comments on Freshman Composition Papers
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November 28, 2023Please Buy Tesla’s Cybertruck, Which Is Cool, Not Stupid
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December 5, 2023My Life Before and After Turning Twenty-Six and Losing My Parents’ Health Insurance
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December 5, 2023What It Means When a Woman Says She Is “Sex Positive,” According to Brian from Hinge
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December 4, 2023I’m a Holiday Gift Guide Writer, and I Really Need You Pricks to Start Playing Backgammon
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December 4, 2023Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting: Fun Train to Fightville