PAY AS YOU GO
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—Kelly Link
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republicans
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May 25, 2023A Day in the Life of a Woke Third-Grade Teacher, as Imagined by a Far-Right Politician
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May 3, 2023If Elected President, I Promise to Slaughter Mickey Mouse
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April 25, 2023Smutty Books Have No Place in Our Schools. It’s Time to Ban the Bible
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April 17, 2023Mom, Help, a Drag Queen Just Broke into Our School
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April 11, 2023Finally, a Book That Cannot Be Banned
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April 10, 2023My Shrine to the Ancient One Is About My Love of History
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February 7, 2023The Jedi Academy Will No Longer Teach Anakin Skywalker’s Massacre of the Younglings
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January 6, 2023Your Congressional Intern Really Appreciates This Indefinite Extension on Her House Committee Reports
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January 4, 2023Republican House Majority BINGO
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December 5, 2022I’m a Suburban Housewife Swing Voter and the Hunter Biden Porn Pics Aren’t Turning Me on at All
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November 22, 2023Post-Dinner Interview with a Twelve-Year-Old Who Sat at the Grown-Ups’ Table for the First Time on Thanksgiving
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November 14, 2023In the Office Auto-Reply Emails for a Hybrid Work Schedule
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November 17, 2023Quiz: Are You the Worst Person at Thanksgiving?
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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November 29, 2023Your 2023 WebMD Wrapped
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November 29, 2023A Letter from McSweeney’s Executive Director