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real-estate
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May 22, 2023Someday, Sarah, Our Ship Will Come in and We’ll Move Back to the Neighborhood We Used to Live in Before We Got Priced Out
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April 19, 2023All My Real Estate Fantasies
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April 13, 2023Housing Should Be Affordable Except When I Sell My House for a Million Dollars
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March 15, 2023I Couldn’t Be Happier in My Committed, Long-Term Lease
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March 13, 2023The Nine Circles of Home Renovation Hell
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March 2, 2023Every Episode of Love It or List It
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February 21, 2023Yes, Of Course I Know What Escrow Is
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October 21, 2022In This Housing Market, I’ll Never Be Able to Afford to Haunt My Own Home
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August 23, 2022New York Times’ “The Hunt”: Which Place Did Goldilocks Choose?
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March 23, 2022Apply for This Apartment in Thirty-One Easy Steps
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May 25, 2023A Day in the Life of a Woke Third-Grade Teacher, as Imagined by a Far-Right Politician
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March 19, 2018I’m Going to Close This Deal Using Business Words I’ve Heard Men Yell in Airports
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May 25, 2023I’m Your Mom Playing a Video Game, and I Will Turn This Avatar Right Around If You Don’t Watch Your Tone of Voice
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May 26, 2023When to Turn Your AC on in New England: A Decision Guide
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