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All posts tagged

pumpkins

October 24, 2023

For Your Crimes, You Have Been Sentenced to Unpaid Labor at a Pumpkin Patch

by Caleb Coy
September 22, 2023

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by Colin Nissan
May 9, 2016

I Don’t Have This Job: I Am a Pumpkin Carving Instructor

by Joslyn Sklar and Justin Sklar
October 30, 2014

A Fun Pumpkin Carving Tutorial!

by Andrew Cushing
November 12, 2010

An Open Letter to Pumpkin-Flavored Seasonal Treats

by Ilana Gordon
October 25, 2004

McSweeney’s Halloween Tales: The Great Pumpkin

by Norm Augustinus

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November 22, 2023

Post-Dinner Interview with a Twelve-Year-Old Who Sat at the Grown-Ups’ Table for the First Time on Thanksgiving

by Nathaniel Brown
November 29, 2023

Your 2023 WebMD Wrapped

by J. Taylor Lee and Ave Grimshaw
February 23, 2012

Lines from The Princess Bride That Double as Comments on Freshman Composition Papers

by Jennifer Simonson
November 28, 2023

Please Buy Tesla’s Cybertruck, Which Is Cool, Not Stupid

by Tyler Gooch

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December 5, 2023

My Life Before and After Turning Twenty-Six and Losing My Parents’ Health Insurance

by Alex O’Connor
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What It Means When a Woman Says She Is “Sex Positive,” According to Brian from Hinge

by Jennie Young
December 4, 2023

I’m a Holiday Gift Guide Writer, and I Really Need You Pricks to Start Playing Backgammon

by Mary Gulino
December 4, 2023

Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting: Fun Train to Fightville

by Susan Schorn