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All posts tagged
middle-age
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September 15, 2023Knight of the Round Table or Involuntary Grunting Noise I Make Getting Up from a Deep Chair?
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August 16, 2023How Rock and Roll Stays Relevant in Middle Age and Beyond
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June 14, 2023And the Lord Said, “Let There Be Birkenstocks”
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March 23, 2023This Month’s Perimenopausal Horoscope
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February 16, 2023Signs That You’re Ready to Wear Taupe
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December 29, 2022Thank You for Calling the Perimenopause Hotline, Where Our Hold Times Are Completely Unpredictable
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December 28, 2022I’m Wearing Tunics Now
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December 27, 2022Welcome to the Middle-Aged Restaurant. Please Stop Complaining
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November 30, 2022As the Oldest Person in this American Eagle Store, What’s My Duty in the Event of an Active Shooter?
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October 11, 2022How to Apply “No-Makeup” Makeup: A Guide for Mature Women
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September 22, 2023It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 28, 2023A Template for Right-Wingers Upset with Taylor Swift
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September 15, 2023Son, You’re Old Enough to Know the Truth, There is No Such Thing as the “Invisible Hand of the Market”
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September 22, 2023Welcome to Rosalita’s Boarding House for Girls and Women Rescued by Bruce Springsteen from Dead-End Small Towns
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October 3, 2023Due to Falling Enrollments, We Will No Longer Offer Courses in Romulan at Starfleet Academy
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October 3, 2023I Am a Dainty Little Rings Person Now
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October 2, 2023Thank You for Submitting Your Homeless Shelter Application, but We’ve Decided to Use City Funds for Thirty-Five New Pickleball Courts Instead
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October 2, 2023McSweeney’s Books: A Conversation with Dave Eggers About His Book, The Eyes and the Impossible