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January 19, 2022I Drank from the Wrong Holy Grail and Now I’m an Adjunct Professor of Comparative Literature
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December 16, 2021Jesus Christ Applies for VP of Student Success
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December 3, 2021How to Write Like an Academic
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November 17, 2021Poets and Scholars Eat on Zoom
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November 8, 2021Please Do Not Offend the Pro-Genocide Members of the College Board of Trustees
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October 18, 2021The University Will Be Answering Questions About Its New Budget Plan Only with Direct Quotations from Gertrude Stein’s Tender Buttons
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October 14, 2021Academic Job Market or Squid Game?
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October 4, 2021Academic Job Ads: What They Say vs. What They Mean
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September 23, 2021I Am an Anti-Racist Feminist, Except When It Interferes with My Career as an Academic
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September 17, 2021Our Faculty Success Initiative Redefines Everything You Thought You Knew About “Faculty” and “Success”
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November 14, 2023In the Office Auto-Reply Emails for a Hybrid Work Schedule
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November 22, 2023Post-Dinner Interview with a Twelve-Year-Old Who Sat at the Grown-Ups’ Table for the First Time on Thanksgiving
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November 13, 2023Twelve Things Your College Freshman Son Will Never Say During His Weekly Call Home
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November 17, 2023Quiz: Are You the Worst Person at Thanksgiving?
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