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All posts tagged
greeting-cards
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November 25, 2014Honest Thanksgiving Cards
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July 15, 2014Take Your “Good Wishes” to the Next Level
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June 13, 2014Honest Father’s Day Card Greetings
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December 17, 2012We Are the Feet of the People Whose Holiday Card You Received Last Week
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February 21, 2011Presidents’ Day Greeting Card Messages
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February 16, 2007Mildly Disturbing Greeting-Card Messages
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January 5, 2005Ill-Fated Ideas Borne of a Hallmark Brainstorming Session
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October 28, 2004I Lost My Greeting-Card Gig Because of My Drinking
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July 6, 2004A Collection of Unpublished Hospital Greeting Cards Meant to Ease Patients’ Fears About Their Looming Surgeries
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August 21, 2003Robert Frost Greeting Cards
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September 22, 2023It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 28, 2023A Template for Right-Wingers Upset with Taylor Swift
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September 15, 2023Son, You’re Old Enough to Know the Truth, There is No Such Thing as the “Invisible Hand of the Market”
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September 22, 2023Welcome to Rosalita’s Boarding House for Girls and Women Rescued by Bruce Springsteen from Dead-End Small Towns
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October 2, 2023McSweeney’s Books: A Conversation with Dave Eggers About His Book, The Eyes and the Impossible
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October 2, 2023If Burger King’s Jingle “Whopper Whopper” Were the Only Literary Form