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All posts tagged
greeting-cards
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March 9, 2023Greeting Cards for Newly Tenured Professors
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February 13, 2020I’m the Valentine’s Card Your Three-Year-Old Made
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December 17, 2019Sorry Our Christmas Card Photo Is So Perfect But Our Children Are Demigods
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November 20, 2018Holiday Cards for Your Racist Relatives
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October 1, 2018Honest Greeting Cards You Should Expect From the Women In Your Life This Week
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December 7, 2017An Open Letter to My Husband Regarding Our Family Holiday Cards
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July 14, 2017Greeting Cards for Your Online Trolls
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December 17, 2016An Open Letter to Friends and Family Members About Their Holiday Cards
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December 13, 2016Greeting Cards for Multinational Corporations
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May 8, 2015Honest Mother’s Day Cards
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May 25, 2023A Day in the Life of a Woke Third-Grade Teacher, as Imagined by a Far-Right Politician
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March 19, 2018I’m Going to Close This Deal Using Business Words I’ve Heard Men Yell in Airports
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May 25, 2023I’m Your Mom Playing a Video Game, and I Will Turn This Avatar Right Around If You Don’t Watch Your Tone of Voice
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May 26, 2023When to Turn Your AC on in New England: A Decision Guide
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