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All posts tagged
florida
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October 26, 2023Sex Ed in Florida is Now Just a Video of Ron DeSantis Playing the “Lime in the Coconut” Song on the Bongos
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August 10, 2023Revised Instructional Materials for Florida AP Psychology Students
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May 3, 2023If Elected President, I Promise to Slaughter Mickey Mouse
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April 11, 2023Finally, a Book That Cannot Be Banned
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March 20, 2023Ron DeSantis Answers Questions about Your Period
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February 7, 2023The Jedi Academy Will No Longer Teach Anakin Skywalker’s Massacre of the Younglings
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February 3, 2023Our New AP African-American Studies Course Will Cover Black History from January 1996 to December 1996
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December 29, 2022Math Concepts the State of Florida Finds Objectionable
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November 16, 2022Richard Wagner’s The Ring of the Florida Man
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August 2, 2022Memo Regarding New State Teacher Qualifications
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November 22, 2023Post-Dinner Interview with a Twelve-Year-Old Who Sat at the Grown-Ups’ Table for the First Time on Thanksgiving
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November 29, 2023Your 2023 WebMD Wrapped
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February 23, 2012Lines from The Princess Bride That Double as Comments on Freshman Composition Papers
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November 28, 2023Please Buy Tesla’s Cybertruck, Which Is Cool, Not Stupid
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December 5, 2023My Life Before and After Turning Twenty-Six and Losing My Parents’ Health Insurance
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December 5, 2023What It Means When a Woman Says She Is “Sex Positive,” According to Brian from Hinge
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December 4, 2023I’m a Holiday Gift Guide Writer, and I Really Need You Pricks to Start Playing Backgammon
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December 4, 2023Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting: Fun Train to Fightville