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December 3, 2015Family Practice: An Occasional Column by “Dr.” Amy Fusselman: I Wanna Be Your Grandma-Mom
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December 2, 2015My Own Private Shock Corridor: The Inciting Incident
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November 30, 2015Dispatches from the War on Christmas Music: An Exercise in Inescapability: Follow the Christmastime Nostalgia Trail
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November 25, 2015Doing Science: The Wonkiness of Pure Bloodlines, and Their Unexpected Upsides
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November 23, 2015How to Be a Better Teacher-Person Through Apathy: The Liberal Arts Building
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October 28, 2015Doing Science: The Earth is Collapsing In On Itself, But Make Sure You Get a Good Night’s Sleep
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October 16, 2015Hijabi in Plain Sight: Back-to-School Edition
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October 13, 2015Inside Witnesses: One Crime’s Many Narratives: Dave, Customer: With James in His Final Moments
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October 9, 2015Best Joke Ever: Archer: A Show That Can Make Anything, Even Cancer, Funny
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October 5, 2015The Hidden Rich: A New Road
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November 22, 2023Post-Dinner Interview with a Twelve-Year-Old Who Sat at the Grown-Ups’ Table for the First Time on Thanksgiving
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November 14, 2023In the Office Auto-Reply Emails for a Hybrid Work Schedule
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November 17, 2023Quiz: Are You the Worst Person at Thanksgiving?
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks