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elections
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April 25, 2018As a New Yorker, I Am Many Things
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December 11, 2017I Was On the Fence About the Homophobic Pedophile Senate Candidate, But It Turns Out He Also Thinks Slavery is Okay
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November 8, 2017Dispatches from the Resistance: The Battle of the Off-Year Election
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November 8, 2017Amongst the Liberal Elite: Anniversaries Amongst the Liberal Elite
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November 7, 2017When You Are the First Voter
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August 4, 2017Let’s Dismantle the Utopian Community We Founded Immediately After the Election
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June 21, 2017This is the Definitive Think Piece On Yesterday’s Special Election Results, Which I Wrote Last Week
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March 6, 2017Namaste! I’m Jill Stein, and Now I’m Raising Money to Rephrase Three Statements That Helped Cost Hillary the Election
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February 6, 2017I Regret Voting for Matt W as Student Body President
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January 4, 2017Post-2016 Election Cosmo Tips for Decoding Your Man
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November 14, 2023In the Office Auto-Reply Emails for a Hybrid Work Schedule
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November 22, 2023Post-Dinner Interview with a Twelve-Year-Old Who Sat at the Grown-Ups’ Table for the First Time on Thanksgiving
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November 13, 2023Twelve Things Your College Freshman Son Will Never Say During His Weekly Call Home
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November 17, 2023Quiz: Are You the Worst Person at Thanksgiving?
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