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All posts tagged
elections
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November 8, 2018If We’re Going to Keep Gerrymandering, Could We at Least Draw the Districts Into Funnier Shapes?
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November 8, 2018Turns Out the Blue Wave Was Actually the Ocean Rising to Kill Us
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November 7, 2018We Won?
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November 7, 2018We Would Like to Apologize For Electing a Pack of Wolves to the United States Senate
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November 6, 2018Don’t Worry About the Laughing Skull On the Voting Machines
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November 2, 2018I Am the Ultimate Outsider In this Election Because I Only Have a Vague Understanding of Politics
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October 22, 2018How to Turn Any Conversation Into One About the Midterm Elections
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June 25, 2018Vote Pontius Pilate 2020!
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June 18, 2018Angela Chase from My So-Called Life, 39, Announces Bid for Congress
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May 2, 2018“Imagine Hillarys” With Increasingly Fanciful Endings
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November 14, 2023In the Office Auto-Reply Emails for a Hybrid Work Schedule
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November 22, 2023Post-Dinner Interview with a Twelve-Year-Old Who Sat at the Grown-Ups’ Table for the First Time on Thanksgiving
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November 13, 2023Twelve Things Your College Freshman Son Will Never Say During His Weekly Call Home
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November 17, 2023Quiz: Are You the Worst Person at Thanksgiving?
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November 27, 2023Items Your Local HomeGoods Insists You Need This Holiday