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November 4, 2022I Pledge to Accept the Results of the Election as Long as I Win
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October 5, 2022Even If Trump Goes to Prison, We Will Remain Steadfast in Our Plans to Completely Fuck Shit Up
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July 7, 2022Wait, You Can Just Make Your Leader “Step Down”?
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June 28, 2022I’m the Last Bottle of Ketchup at Mar-a-Lago and I Live in a State of Constant Fear
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May 12, 2022Please Don’t Make Me Write a Think Piece about How Unbanning Trump from Twitter Would Actually Be a Triumph for Freedom
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March 25, 2022Ginni Thomas and Mark Meadows Conspire via Text to Stop Kid Who Said the Emperor Had No Clothes
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February 28, 2022I Don’t Speak on Behalf of Other Politicians, Which Is a Practice I Definitely Didn’t Just Make Up to Avoid Talking about Trump Praising Putin
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February 11, 2022The Totally Normal and Perfectly Legal Ways We Stored Official White House Documents
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January 27, 2022Bombshell Report on One of the Many Ongoing Trump Investigations Mad Libs
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August 17, 2021How Could You Erase Twenty Years of Progress by Removing That Last Jenga Block?
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November 22, 2023Post-Dinner Interview with a Twelve-Year-Old Who Sat at the Grown-Ups’ Table for the First Time on Thanksgiving
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November 14, 2023In the Office Auto-Reply Emails for a Hybrid Work Schedule
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November 17, 2023Quiz: Are You the Worst Person at Thanksgiving?
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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