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November 30, 2020We Are Unable to Offer You a Place at Yale Because Your Essay Read Like the Closing Narration of a Teen Rom-Com
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November 23, 2020Congratulations to Ourselves on Defeating the Pandemic from the College’s Associate Vice President of Self-Congratulation
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September 16, 2020Omega Theta Chi’s COVID-19 Flip Cup Rules
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August 28, 2020Your University Is Here to Help By Offering You More Ways to Pay Your Full, Unreduced Tuition
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August 25, 2020This Is Your University President Reminding You That You Have Until September 14th to Infect Someone in Our College Town With COVID
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August 20, 2020Arkham Board of Health Feedback On Miskatonic University’s Draft Plan for a Safe Campus Reopening
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August 19, 2020Our Successful Return to Campus: An Update from Your University President
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August 7, 2020Memorandum of Understanding Regarding Teacher Replacements Should the Worst Outcome Occur
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May 15, 2020A University President Responds to Those Who Have Suggested the School Should Dip Into the Endowment
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April 29, 2020“Who’s Laughing Now, Assholes?” A Letter from Henry David Thoreau to Literature Faculties at Cushy Liberal Arts Schools
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November 22, 2023Post-Dinner Interview with a Twelve-Year-Old Who Sat at the Grown-Ups’ Table for the First Time on Thanksgiving
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November 14, 2023In the Office Auto-Reply Emails for a Hybrid Work Schedule
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November 17, 2023Quiz: Are You the Worst Person at Thanksgiving?
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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November 30, 2023An Open Letter to the Family Court Lawyer Who Represented Me in 2012 and Sends Me a Holiday Card Every Year
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November 29, 2023“Just Say the Word, and I’ll Bring My Whole Heart to Anything”: Remembering Gabe Hudson
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November 29, 2023Your 2023 WebMD Wrapped
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November 29, 2023A Letter from McSweeney’s Executive Director