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All posts tagged
cars
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October 12, 2023For My Next Death-Defying Stunt, I Will Walk Across This Crosswalk
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September 5, 2023Our Self-Driving Cars Will Save Countless Lives, But They Will Kill Some of You First
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August 11, 2023You’re a Cyclist Who Was Just Struck by a Car Driver. Here’s Why It Was Your Fault
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June 12, 2023Our RV Has a Kitchen, Bedroom, Bathroom, and Plenty of Space for Our Seven Children
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March 23, 2023For Sale: Fast Car
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January 12, 2023I’m Here to Buy a Car that Will Compensate for My Enormous Vagina
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November 18, 2022I’m the Owner of the Car Aboard the Titanic, and I Demand to Know Who Had Sex in It
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November 2, 2022I’m a Driver in a Subaru Commercial. Please Send Help
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October 6, 2022Modes of Transportation I Trust More Than Tesla’s Self-Driving Cars
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August 4, 2022For My Next Death-Defying Stunt, I Will Ride My Bike in This Bike Lane
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November 29, 2023Your 2023 WebMD Wrapped
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November 22, 2023Post-Dinner Interview with a Twelve-Year-Old Who Sat at the Grown-Ups’ Table for the First Time on Thanksgiving
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February 23, 2012Lines from The Princess Bride That Double as Comments on Freshman Composition Papers
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November 28, 2023Please Buy Tesla’s Cybertruck, Which Is Cool, Not Stupid
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