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All posts tagged
apologies
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May 26, 2023We at Waystar Royco Sincerely Apologize for Any Abuses That May Have Occurred at a Bluestar Sleepaway Camp+ Experience Property
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October 6, 2021Job Opportunity: Join the Facebook Apologies Team
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August 2, 2021We Apologize for Claiming Critical Race Theory Will Make Your Children Sacrifice Their Classmates to Satan
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July 22, 2021Apologies Women Need to Make (Sorry, It’s True!)
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June 30, 2021We Apologize for Getting Married in the Gingerbread House from “Hansel and Gretel”
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March 1, 2021How to Succeed At Apologizing for Sexual Harassment Without Really Trying
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September 10, 2020Looks Like I Wasn’t Muted In Our Zoom Meeting
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November 20, 2019Thank You For Insisting I Take a Tour of Your Home, Sandra!
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May 3, 2019Course Catalog for the Joe Biden School of Apology
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March 11, 2019I Refuse to Apologize for My Old, Harmless Jokes About Rape Cults, the Underdeveloped Psyche of Women, and Sexual Assault
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November 22, 2023Post-Dinner Interview with a Twelve-Year-Old Who Sat at the Grown-Ups’ Table for the First Time on Thanksgiving
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November 14, 2023In the Office Auto-Reply Emails for a Hybrid Work Schedule
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February 23, 2012Lines from The Princess Bride That Double as Comments on Freshman Composition Papers
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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December 2, 2023“Just Say the Word, and I’ll Bring My Whole Heart to Anything”: Remembering Gabe Hudson
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December 1, 2023A Message from the Chancellor on the Recent Student Protest
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December 1, 2023We Can’t Wait to Be Part of Your Neighborhood, but First We Need to Dig This Massive Hole
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November 30, 2023A Garnet Hill Lady Does MDMA