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McSweeney’s Top 20 of 2022
Behold, our most-read articles of 2022.
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December 30, 2022A Note of Reassurance from Your School District Regarding Our Updated Omicron Policies
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December 30, 2022A Parent’s Typical Day, as Envisioned by My Child’s Preschool
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December 29, 2022Selected Negative Teaching Evaluations of Jesus Christ
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December 29, 2022If I Emailed My Parents Like Democrats Email Me
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December 29, 2022Thank You for Calling the Perimenopause Hotline, Where Our Hold Times Are Completely Unpredictable
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December 29, 2022Math Concepts the State of Florida Finds Objectionable
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December 28, 2022I’m Timothée Chalamet, and This Was Supposed to Be My Controversial Oscars Night
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December 28, 2022The Nine Months of Pregnancy, Ranked from Worst to Best
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December 28, 2022Here’s Why You’re Wrong for Supporting Either In-Person or Virtual School
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December 27, 2022How Non-Librarians Imagine a Librarian’s Typical Workday
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December 27, 2022Welcome to the Middle-Aged Restaurant. Please Stop Complaining
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December 26, 2022We Are an Anti-Abortion Couple, and Don’t Worry, We Will Adopt Your Baby
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November 22, 2023Post-Dinner Interview with a Twelve-Year-Old Who Sat at the Grown-Ups’ Table for the First Time on Thanksgiving
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November 29, 2023Your 2023 WebMD Wrapped
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February 23, 2012Lines from The Princess Bride That Double as Comments on Freshman Composition Papers
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November 28, 2023Please Buy Tesla’s Cybertruck, Which Is Cool, Not Stupid
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December 5, 2023My Life Before and After Turning Twenty-Six and Losing My Parents’ Health Insurance
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December 5, 2023What It Means When a Woman Says She Is “Sex Positive,” According to Brian from Hinge
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December 4, 2023I’m a Holiday Gift Guide Writer, and I Really Need You Pricks to Start Playing Backgammon
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December 4, 2023Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting: Fun Train to Fightville