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June 27, 2023Amazon Product Names for Famous Literary Objects
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June 26, 2023What Your Favorite Game Night Game Says About You
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June 23, 2023George Orwell or My Pug Who Hasn’t Eaten in an Hour?
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June 21, 2023The Very Hungry Caterpillar or Me at a Hotel Buffet?
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June 20, 2023Sixteen Reasons Why I, a Victorian Woman with Various Troubles, RSVP’d “No” to Your Tropical Destination Wedding
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June 16, 2023Playing Zelda or Disappointing Your Father?
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June 15, 2023Names for Your Middle-Aged Dad Band
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June 7, 2023How to Respond When the Dentist Asks If You’ve Been Flossing
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June 5, 2023Dogs Named After MBTA Stations
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May 30, 2023Reasons Your Dog Is a Better Health Care Provider Than Your Doctor
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May 24, 2023Nicknames for My Precious Breastfed Baby Inspired by Common Garden Weeds
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May 23, 2023End-of-Year Dorm Move-Out Procedures That Will Make This Anything But a Smooth Process
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November 22, 2023Post-Dinner Interview with a Twelve-Year-Old Who Sat at the Grown-Ups’ Table for the First Time on Thanksgiving
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November 29, 2023Your 2023 WebMD Wrapped
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February 23, 2012Lines from The Princess Bride That Double as Comments on Freshman Composition Papers
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November 28, 2023Please Buy Tesla’s Cybertruck, Which Is Cool, Not Stupid
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December 5, 2023My Life Before and After Turning Twenty-Six and Losing My Parents’ Health Insurance
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December 5, 2023What It Means When a Woman Says She Is “Sex Positive,” According to Brian from Hinge
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December 4, 2023I’m a Holiday Gift Guide Writer, and I Really Need You Pricks to Start Playing Backgammon
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December 4, 2023Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting: Fun Train to Fightville