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September 15, 2023Knight of the Round Table or Involuntary Grunting Noise I Make Getting Up from a Deep Chair?
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September 7, 2023Types of Acting Still Permitted Under SAG-AFTRA’s Strike Rules
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September 1, 2023Are You an Exhausted Parent of Small Children or a Common Raccoon?
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August 28, 2023What Is and Is Not a Vibe
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August 23, 2023Common Proverbs as Video Game Tutorials
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August 18, 2023Common Workplace Expressions That Are Actually Quite Problematic
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August 16, 2023How Rock and Roll Stays Relevant in Middle Age and Beyond
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August 11, 2023Other Memes About Slamming Laptops Shut to Post on Fridays
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August 9, 2023Email Greetings for Modern Times
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August 4, 2023Famous Taglines That Have No Sexual Innuendo Whatsoever
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August 3, 2023Other Election Fraud Indictment Quotes That Indicate Co-Conspirator 1 Is Probably Rudy Giuliani
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August 1, 2023Things I Definitely Wouldn’t Bring If I Were Stranded on a Desert Island
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September 22, 2023It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 15, 2023Son, You’re Old Enough to Know the Truth, There is No Such Thing as the “Invisible Hand of the Market”
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September 22, 2023Welcome to Rosalita’s Boarding House for Girls and Women Rescued by Bruce Springsteen from Dead-End Small Towns
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September 28, 2023A Template for Right-Wingers Upset with Taylor Swift
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October 2, 2023Thank You for Submitting Your Homeless Shelter Application, but We’ve Decided to Use City Funds for Thirty-Five New Pickleball Courts Instead
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October 2, 2023McSweeney’s Books: A Conversation with Dave Eggers About His Book, The Eyes and the Impossible
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October 2, 2023If Burger King’s Jingle “Whopper Whopper” Were the Only Literary Form
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September 29, 2023I’m Your Three-Year-Old Interior Designer and This Is Your New Home Makeover