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Wendi Aarons
Wendi Aarons has contributed to McSweeney’s since 2006, so she probably should get a plaque for god’s sake. She’s a writer who writes a lot of things, but mostly she writes notes left on cars parked by assholes. Her middle-grade novel “Ginger Mancino, Kid Comedian” and her middle-age essay collection “I’m Wearing Tunics Now” are both out in 2022.
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October 7, 2021The Perfect Cocktails for Your Perimenopause Party
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September 29, 2021The Introduction from the Texas Abortion Bounty Hunter’s Handbook
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July 9, 2021A Passage from TACEIPV, My Police Procedural Novel Written After Playing the New York Times’ Word Game Spelling Bee for Ten Consecutive Hours
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March 24, 2021A Scene from Flowers in the Attic or from My Past Year in Quarantine?
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December 4, 2020Introducing MUSK: The Mask for Men
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November 2, 2020Our Election Night 2020 Predictions
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August 17, 2020I’m a Suburban Mom Housewife — Here’s How to Get My Vote
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June 19, 2020Dads of America, as Explained by Their Pants
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September 4, 2019Tribute Bands for Conspiracy Theorists
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April 16, 2019If Women Completed Work Based on Their Percentage of Wages Compared to Men
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February 22, 2019My 2019 Oscar Night Predictions
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December 18, 2018Please Like and Share My Last Will and Testament
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