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Sarah Garfinkel
Sarah Garfinkel is a writer living in San Francisco. You can find more of her writing here.
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November 3, 2023You Have Reached the Turning-Thirty Helpline
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October 4, 2022A Conversation Between Two People on Yom Kippur Who Definitely Fasted
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September 7, 2022What Kind of Music Do You Like?
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March 11, 2022March Madness for Teachers
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March 26, 2021Matzo, Rebranded
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November 21, 2019Times I’ve Silently Belted “Let it Go” to Cope With Corporate Culture
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August 7, 2019The Unrealized Potential of Dead Disney Moms
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July 12, 2019New Societal Archetypes — Now for Men!
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