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Kathryn Baecht
Kathryn Baecht lives in Austin, Texas.
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October 13, 2023Sure You Can Regulate My Uterus, But You’ll Have to Find it First
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September 15, 2023Son, You’re Old Enough to Know the Truth, There is No Such Thing as the “Invisible Hand of the Market”
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September 6, 2023Welcome to Your Menopausal Vagina
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August 28, 2023Let Me, a Man Accused of Sexual Harassment Against a Football Player, Explain Feminism to You
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April 25, 2023Smutty Books Have No Place in Our Schools. It’s Time to Ban the Bible
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April 14, 2023Elon Musk Comes for the Sneetches
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March 27, 2023We Need the Parents Bill of Rights Act So We Can Censor Curriculum and Ban Books
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March 20, 2023Ron DeSantis Answers Questions about Your Period
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February 9, 2023Since When Is It Not Okay to Kick a Guy in the Balls Anymore?
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January 12, 2023I’m Here to Buy a Car that Will Compensate for My Enormous Vagina
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December 29, 2022Thank You for Calling the Perimenopause Hotline, Where Our Hold Times Are Completely Unpredictable
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November 22, 2023Post-Dinner Interview with a Twelve-Year-Old Who Sat at the Grown-Ups’ Table for the First Time on Thanksgiving
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November 14, 2023In the Office Auto-Reply Emails for a Hybrid Work Schedule
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February 23, 2012Lines from The Princess Bride That Double as Comments on Freshman Composition Papers
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