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Jus Kaplan
Jus Kaplan is a New England-based writer. He’s also editor-in-chief of The Boston Accent, a wicked serious satire publication. His sometimes pseudonymous words have appeared in The Hard Times, Hard Drive, and WBUR–Boston’s NPR News Station, among other outlets.
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June 1, 2023You Think I’ll Buy That Just Because It’s Pride-Themed? Because You’re Right
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May 26, 2023When to Turn Your AC on in New England: A Decision Guide
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March 6, 2023I Am New Hampshire’s State Motto. Please Remember You Can Die While Living Free
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December 16, 2022Eight Nights of ASMR Triggers for Hanukkah
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November 4, 2022When to Turn Your Heat On in New England: A Decision Guide
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November 29, 2023Your 2023 WebMD Wrapped
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November 22, 2023Post-Dinner Interview with a Twelve-Year-Old Who Sat at the Grown-Ups’ Table for the First Time on Thanksgiving
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February 23, 2012Lines from The Princess Bride That Double as Comments on Freshman Composition Papers
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November 28, 2023Please Buy Tesla’s Cybertruck, Which Is Cool, Not Stupid
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