THE EYES & THE IMPOSSIBLE
“A work of dazzling ingenuity.”
—San Francisco Chronicle
Emily Knapp is a writer and comedian based in Denver. They’re originally from Chicago, but fled west because they really like seeing the sun in February. Their writing has been featured in McSweeney’s, The Belladonna, Slackjaw, Points in Case, and other places on the internet. You can follow their writing at emilyknappwriter.com. They can be found in the mountains.
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