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Dan Kennedy
Dan Kennedy is author of the books American Spirit, Rock On, and Loser Goes First. He is host of The Moth storytelling podcast and a host and performer at Moth live events. He lives in downtown New York.
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September 29, 2010Use The Power of Subliminal Advertising in Your Brochure Text
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February 16, 2010When I Was Using Allen’s Computer, I Changed Some of the Talking Points in His Work Speech.
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November 10, 2009Imagining U2’s Next Stage
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June 23, 2009I Can Triple Your Sales or Income With My Simple Sex/Heroin System
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May 2, 2009Jokes for People With Body-Image Problems Tied to Low Self-Esteem
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March 31, 2009Truly Groundbreaking Marketing Research: Understanding Twitter
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December 11, 2008I Wonder What They’re Saying in Bon Jovi’s Preconcert Prayer Circle
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September 19, 2008Dan Kennedy Solves Your Problems With Paper: Part 22
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August 19, 2008My Therapist Thinks I Did My Vision Board Wrong, but I’m Pretty Sure I Nailed It
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June 19, 2008Your Millions Never Came: The Good News Is That I’m Making a Comeback
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May 2, 2008Youth Culture Findings
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April 10, 2008All Tomorrow’s Pills
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