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Dan Kennedy
Dan Kennedy is author of the books American Spirit, Rock On, and Loser Goes First. He is host of The Moth storytelling podcast and a host and performer at Moth live events. He lives in downtown New York.
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January 8, 2013What My Soldier Would Be Saying In the Video Game Modern Combat 3 If He Were One of the Soldiers You Hear On the Walkie Talkie
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October 12, 2012Pleased to Meet the Facebook Version of You
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August 2, 2012My Thank You Speech for Poetry Class
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June 26, 2012The Hobbies Section of My Résumé
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January 25, 2012The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Season 99
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November 18, 2011Notes from Poetry Class
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July 12, 2011As a Background Extra in The Film’s Café Scene, You Can Say Anything So Long as You Appear to Be Smiling and Talking
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June 16, 2011The School of Roadie
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March 25, 2011I Just Found Out ABC Family is Going to Pass on My Pitch
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February 17, 2011Growing Up, Our Neighbor Never Called Her Grandmother “Grandma.”
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January 26, 2011The Genius Bar
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November 23, 2010Five Surprisingly Effective Dinner Party Riddles That I Can Personally Guarantee
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November 22, 2023Post-Dinner Interview with a Twelve-Year-Old Who Sat at the Grown-Ups’ Table for the First Time on Thanksgiving
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November 13, 2023Twelve Things Your College Freshman Son Will Never Say During His Weekly Call Home
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