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Articles by
Dan Kennedy
Dan Kennedy is author of the books American Spirit, Rock On, and Loser Goes First. He is host of The Moth storytelling podcast and a host and performer at Moth live events. He lives in downtown New York.
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September 20, 2023Let’s Sell Your Basic House for More Than a Million Goddamn Dollars
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August 22, 2023We Invent Bullshit Words to Get You to Buy All-New Outdoor Equipment
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July 26, 2023Use My New Slang in Meetings and Score Accordingly
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May 10, 2023The Fückin’ Rad Art of Swedish Death Metal Cleaning
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February 23, 2023Obsolete Chain Restaurant Mascots
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September 27, 2022Ineffective Emotional Monologues Deleted from Three Movies
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August 11, 2022I Am a Rugged Man Who Simply Grills
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June 6, 2022When Will We Wake Up and Get Tough on Book Control?
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April 14, 2022Stream These Chilling Business Documentaries Now
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December 15, 2021When the Teleprompter Discovered Kierkegaard
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October 19, 2021Tragedians in Cars Getting Coffee
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July 9, 2021Just Because Nobody’s Heard of Us Doesn’t Mean We Didn’t Change the History of FM Radio
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September 22, 2023It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 28, 2023A Template for Right-Wingers Upset with Taylor Swift
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September 15, 2023Son, You’re Old Enough to Know the Truth, There is No Such Thing as the “Invisible Hand of the Market”
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September 22, 2023Welcome to Rosalita’s Boarding House for Girls and Women Rescued by Bruce Springsteen from Dead-End Small Towns
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October 3, 2023I Am a Dainty Little Rings Person Now
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October 2, 2023Thank You for Submitting Your Homeless Shelter Application, but We’ve Decided to Use City Funds for Thirty-Five New Pickleball Courts Instead
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October 2, 2023McSweeney’s Books: A Conversation with Dave Eggers About His Book, The Eyes and the Impossible