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Chris Eno McMahon

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Chris Eno McMahon is a comedy writer, Yooper, and erstwhile Homemaker of the Year for the state of Michigan. Look for her work in Weekly Humorist, Points in Case, Slackjaw, Defenestration, Functionally Dead, and many others.

May 3, 2023

We Were Disappointed That Our Airbnb Rental Was the Crawl Space Under a Table at a Red Lobster

by Chris Eno McMahon
March 2, 2023

Every Episode of Love It or List It

by Chris Eno McMahon

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May 25, 2023

A Day in the Life of a Woke Third-Grade Teacher, as Imagined by a Far-Right Politician

by Ashley Ingle
March 19, 2018

I’m Going to Close This Deal Using Business Words I’ve Heard Men Yell in Airports

by Wendi Aarons
May 25, 2023

I’m Your Mom Playing a Video Game, and I Will Turn This Avatar Right Around If You Don’t Watch Your Tone of Voice

by Audrey Burges
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When to Turn Your AC on in New England: A Decision Guide

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