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Carlos Greaves
Carlos is an Afro-Latino engineer, writer, and filmmaker. He runs a topical satire newsletter called Shades of Greaves if you’re into that sort of thing. His first book, Spoilers: Essays That Might Ruin Your Favorite Hollywood Movies, which will include essays based on work that previously appeared in McSweeney’s, is available for pre-order as a paperback or e-book.
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November 20, 2023Popular Dystopian Fiction If It Were Describing 2023
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October 31, 2023The Dad from Hocus Pocus Wants to Know What the Fuck Happened to His House
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October 4, 2023Lady, I Don’t Care How Good the Food Is, You Cannot Have an Orgasm in This Restaurant
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September 25, 2023Thanks to a Generous Donation, the United States Supreme Court Will Be Renamed the Koch Center for Justice
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September 19, 2023Our Docuseries Horrible Person Sheds an Important Light on Our Streaming Service’s True Crime Offerings
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June 30, 2023We Struck Down Affirmative Action Because We Believe People Only Deserve Extra Consideration If They Let You Hang Out on Their Boat
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April 4, 2023Are You Allowed to Criticize Angel Reese?: A Decision Tree
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March 15, 2023Beware the Madness of March
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February 3, 2023Our New AP African-American Studies Course Will Cover Black History from January 1996 to December 1996
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January 25, 2023How to Become a Professional Writer
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December 29, 2022Math Concepts the State of Florida Finds Objectionable
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October 25, 2022Our New Social Media Platform, The Matrix, Isn’t About Enslaving Humanity—It’s About Bringing People Together
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November 22, 2023Post-Dinner Interview with a Twelve-Year-Old Who Sat at the Grown-Ups’ Table for the First Time on Thanksgiving
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November 29, 2023Your 2023 WebMD Wrapped
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February 23, 2012Lines from The Princess Bride That Double as Comments on Freshman Composition Papers
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November 28, 2023Please Buy Tesla’s Cybertruck, Which Is Cool, Not Stupid
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