There’s no place like home, the new hiply lower-cased hotel chain. home provides bare-bones accommodations for a fraction of the cost of more expensive hotels. We figure that people simply need shelter, not any of the amenities, so our beds are all standard-issue military cots, we don’t have any food on the premises, and there’s no Wi-Fi, gym, pool, laundry services, or anything, really, that you’d have to pay extra for. home: when you just need somewhere to sleep for a rock-bottom price, there’s no other place on the market like it.
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