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Well, I May Have Debased Myself to Become Speaker of the House, but At Least I Didn’t Accomplish Anything

Short Conversations with Poets: Cathy Park Hong

Lady, I Don’t Care How Good the Food Is, You Cannot Have an Orgasm in This Restaurant

Due to Falling Enrollments, We Will No Longer Offer Courses in Romulan at Starfleet Academy

I Am a Dainty Little Rings Person Now

Thank You for Submitting Your Homeless Shelter Application, but We’ve Decided to Use City Funds for Thirty-Five New Pickleball Courts Instead

McSweeney’s Books: A Conversation with Dave Eggers About His Book, The Eyes and the Impossible

If Burger King’s Jingle “Whopper Whopper” Were the Only Literary Form

I’m Your Three-Year-Old Interior Designer and This Is Your New Home Makeover

Job Posting: Lead Bro for Vivek Ramaswamy’s Campaign

A Template for Right-Wingers Upset with Taylor Swift

Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One with Reagan’s Ghost