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Archive
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October 26, 2023So, You’ve Decided to Start Listening to Radiohead in Your Mid-Thirties
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October 25, 2023A Letter to the Parents that Gave My Son Charlie a Bunch of Rocks for Halloween
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October 25, 2023Short Conversations with Poets: John Burnside
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October 25, 2023I Love When the Leaves Turn Beautiful Colors and Fall to Their Deaths
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October 24, 2023For Your Crimes, You Have Been Sentenced to Unpaid Labor at a Pumpkin Patch
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October 24, 2023We Must Give Equal Airtime to the Democratic Incumbent and the Guy Who Wants Everyone to Drink Their Own Piss
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October 23, 2023Statement from the University on Current Tensions in the Place You’re Probably Thinking About When You Read This
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October 23, 2023For Safety Reasons, Trick-or-Treating Will Not Be Held on Halloween This Year
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October 23, 2023Fragments from Speaker! The Musical
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October 20, 2023Son, You Will Not Binge-Watch LOST—You’ll Watch One Episode a Week and Be Frustrated Like Mom and I Did
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October 20, 2023Eleven Things You Will Never Hear an American Say on House Hunters International
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October 20, 2023A Modern-Day Fan’s Notes